What type of bat doesn't fly?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why was the musician arrested?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What did the calf play in the school band?