Why does the orange always lose in races?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

When is Dad's bedtime?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?