Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What's the politest month?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?