Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?