Why did the Easter egg hide?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?