Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
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