Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call an Irish spider?