What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why did the lamb cross the road?