Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

How does a penguin build its house?

Where do books sleep?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?