Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What birds make average students?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
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