Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What do you call a short cow?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?