Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why do cats love to work?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Which insect is the smartest?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What did you learn in school today, son?