Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you call an angry monkey?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?