What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What's E.T. short for?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?