Where do birds go to drink?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What did summer say to spring?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What insect runs away from everything?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What table can you never sit at?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What sound does a witch's car make?