Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
When do mice play every day?
How long will dinner be?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What nationality are most fish?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
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