Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
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