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What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What is another term for the price of gas?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?