What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What words make the best athletes?

What time of day was Adam created?

What do teachers do during summer break?

How does a penguin build its house?

How did the toad die?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Why was the man stuck at the party?