Why do two skunks argue?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?