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When is Dad's bedtime?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

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Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why was the fish so smart?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

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What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you call the dog magician?