What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call a small mom?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Can February March?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?