Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
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