What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did the snake cross the road?