What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why are all priests fit?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?