Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
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