Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why did the barber win the race?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What is a cow's dream job?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What game does pasta always play at recess?