Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
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