Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do naked fish play with?
Which fly makes films?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
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