Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
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