Why are the mountains so tired?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?