What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Which is the worst season?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why are boxers good comedians?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?