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I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

How do birds threaten one another?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?