What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What shape has a knighthood?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?