What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why is winter considered holy?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?