Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

A book just fell on my head.

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What do math teachers eat?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

How does a witch play loud music?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What does an attorney say when getting married?