What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?