Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What math figure is also in the band?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Where do kittens go to school?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What's the loudest sport?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Which band is always treated like royalty?