Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?