Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
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