Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Two silkworms got in a fight.