Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
Why did spring break up with winter?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
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