Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
What do pigs do over the summer?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!