Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How does a squid go into battle?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Where do chips wear socks?
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