Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why are frogs always happy?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
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