Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What is a table you can eat?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What country has the most fish?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Where do birds go to drink?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?