Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

How was the wedding?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?