What shape is bad at driving?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What table can you never sit at?

What sweet treat never panics?