Why do cows make great bakers?

What is a cow's dream job?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

How does dinner smell?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?