How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What's a tornado's favorite game?