How did the tree feel in spring?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?