Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How do birds threaten one another?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
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